The Colony of TAR33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 14.101 billion TAR33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TAR33ian economy, worth 551 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,121 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TAR33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TAR33 is ranked 86,508^th in the world and 1^st in The Argentine Reich for Largest Black Market, with 3.51 trillion Standard Monetary Units.