The Republic of Tattoi is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 604 million Tattoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tatty-o. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tattoian economy, worth 38.5 trillion won a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,759 won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the atmosphere in Tattoian boardrooms is turning more gay, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tattoi's national animal is the Little Helper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tattoi is ranked 23,328^th in the world and 1,286^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 21.78 average smiles per day.