The Republic of Taustrian 126th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 736 million Taustrian 126th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Taustrian 126th Garrisonian economy, worth 33.3 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,194 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,284 per year while the poor average 2,833, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 126th Garrison's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 126th Garrison is ranked 187,965^th in the world and 1^st in Asia Minor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.