The Republic of Taustrian 97th Garrison is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 938 million Taustrian 97th Garrisonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Taustrian 97th Garrisonian economy, worth 39.3 trillion kind actions a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,946 kind actions, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,348 per year while the poor average 2,629, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian 97th Garrison's national animal is the bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian 97th Garrison is ranked 292,270^th in the world and 1^st in New German Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.