The Republic of Taustrian Refounder is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.148 billion Taustrian Refounderians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Taustrian Refounderian economy, worth 38.6 trillion francs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 33,599 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,550 per year while the poor average 2,106, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taustrian Refounder's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taustrian Refounder is ranked 209,262^nd in the world and 1^st in Das Kapital for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.