The Kingdom of Tawwin is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.345 billion Tawwinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razapura. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tawwinian economy, worth 502 trillion Khats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,667 Khats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Economists speak of trusting in the Tao of Free Market Capitalism, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Tawwin, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tawwin's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tawwin is ranked 37,733^rd in the world and 1,958^th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.