The Tellurium of Te is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.276 billion Teans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tean economy, worth a remarkable 3,841 trillion Golds a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,841 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, Leader isn't a national brand, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Te's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Te is ranked 49,889^th in the world and 4^th in Ancient Lands for Most Developed, scoring 77.61 on the Human Development Index.