The 49 billion citizens of Teebeestroika is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, conspicuous electricity pylons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 49.821 billion Teebeestroikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teebeestroika City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Teebeestroikan economy, worth an astonishing 10,878 trillion triganic pus a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 218,343 triganic pus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Shopping comes bagged and tagged, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime is all-pervasive. Teebeestroika's national animal is the left-handed haggis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leader-worship.

Teebeestroika is ranked 305,874^th in the world and 1^st in Teebeestroika for Most Developed, scoring 48.82 on the Human Development Index.