The Colony of Teknomages is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Elric with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.886 billion Teknomagesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taratimude. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teknomagesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,701 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 181,466 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The noble worker digs deep for his communist ideals, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and electricians spend more time in school than doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teknomages's national animal is the cyberdragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Mystery of Lasers and Circuits.

Teknomages is ranked 8,517^th in the world and 5^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Highest Poor Incomes, with 134,118.6 Standard Monetary Units.