The Free Land of Tekoomse is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.595 billion Tekoomseans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Tekoomsean economy, worth 769 trillion Tobaccos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 61,097 Tobaccos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,126 per year while the poor average 12,386, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and Tekoomse has designated Tekoomse City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tekoomse's national animal is the Spirit Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tekoomse is ranked 87,977^th in the world and 15^th in Turtle Island for Largest Black Market, with 3.35 trillion Standard Monetary Units.