The Republic of TEP263 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.361 billion TEP263ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.
The powerhouse TEP263ian economy, worth 123 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,689 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TEP263's national animal is the kiwi.
TEP263 is ranked 44,317th in the world and 138th in Pablo for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 69.44 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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TEP263, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking.
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TEP263, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
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TEP263, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
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TEP263 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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TEP263, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite.
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TEP263, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
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TEP263, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
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TEP263, wandering TEP263ians are known for their one-track minds.
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TEP263, the TEP263ian government is the world's largest NGO.
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TEP263, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.


















