The Allied States of Terastallized Eevee is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 837 million Terastallized Eeveeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Terastallized Eeveean economy, worth 24.3 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 29,024 Eevee Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terastallized Eevee's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Terastallized Eevee is ranked 182,445th in the world and 3rd in Eevee Community for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 735.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Terastallized Eevee lodged a message on the Eevee Regional Message Board.
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Terastallized Eevee lodged a message on the Eevee Community Regional Message Board.
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Terastallized Eevee, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
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Terastallized Eevee, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in
Terastallized Eevee, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
- : Following new legislation in
Terastallized Eevee, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
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Terastallized Eevee, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
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Terastallized Eevee, the sun rises an hour later on border communities.
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Terastallized Eevee, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
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Terastallized Eevee, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.















