The Republic of Tersilon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jagran Bandu with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 4.723 billion Tersilonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waldsaru. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Tersilonian economy, worth 257 trillion tersilonian kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 54,455 tersilonian kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

City-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, babysitters are a thing of the past, Jagran Bandu has just been declared ruler of Tersilon in an international press conference, and Buddhism has been named as Tersilon's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Tersilon's national animal is the Tersilonian peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Tersilon is ranked 310,820^th in the world and 6^th in Svenish puppet storage region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.