Population | 46.091 billion |
Capital | Tést City |
Leader | Violet |
Faith | Neo-Violetism |
Currency | Kro-bro-ünze |
Animal | ★★★ nautilus ★★★ |
The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Violet with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 46.091 billion Testlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tést City. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Testlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,122 trillion Kro-bro-ünzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 67,744 Kro-bro-ünzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political detractors refer to Violet as 'that Bigtopian puppet', dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Violet's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and Testlandians struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testlandia's national animal is the ★★★ nautilus ★★★, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.
Testlandia is ranked 257,727th in the world and 29th in Testregionia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.65 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Testlandia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Fake Testlandia, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Testlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Testlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified, Most Zombies, and Most Dead.
- : Testlandia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of ERNS Sunset Shimmer, infecting 1,119 million survivors.
- : Testlandia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of Pony 4, infecting 924 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Testlandia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of Pony 4, infecting 618 million survivors.
- : Testlandia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of ERNS Sunset Shimmer, infecting 628 million survivors.
- : Testlandia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of ERNS Sunset Shimmer, infecting 646 million survivors.
- : Testlandia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Republic of Pony 4, infecting 1,132 million survivors.
- : Testlandia lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Nationalist Gold Union.