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Most Valuable International Artwork: 330thLargest Populations: 400thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,142nd
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Testlandia

Population46.091 billion

CapitalTést City
LeaderViolet
FaithNeo-Violetism

CurrencyKro-bro-ünze
Animal★★★ nautilus ★★★

The Hive Mind of Testlandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Violet with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 46.091 billion Testlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tést City. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Testlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,122 trillion Kro-bro-ünzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 67,744 Kro-bro-ünzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Violet as 'that Bigtopian puppet', dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Violet's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and Testlandians struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testlandia's national animal is the ★★★ nautilus ★★★, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Neo-Violetism.

Testlandia is ranked 257,727th in the world and 29th in Testregionia for Fattest Citizens, with 7.65 Obesity Rate.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 330thLargest Populations: 400thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,507thBest Weather: 2,780thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,939thTop
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Most Influential: 6,615thHighest Economic Output: 7,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,486thMost Cultured: 10,410thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,577thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,828thHighest Food Quality: 13,333rdSafest: 13,485thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,225thSmartest Citizens: 14,724thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 24,208thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,226thHealthiest Citizens: 28,324thNicest Citizens: 29,831st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the region

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