The Colony of TFDF33 is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 15.487 billion TFDF33ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TFDF33ian economy, worth 624 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,343 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. TFDF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TFDF33 is ranked 113,691^st in the world and 1^st in The Fascist Defense Force for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,643.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.