The Holy Empire of TGU is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The democratic, devout population of 4.534 billion TGUians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TGUian economy, worth 188 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,674 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Federal Council of TGU has been announced as the new Head of State, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime is almost non-existent. TGU's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

TGU is ranked 189,175^th in the world and 206^th in Democratic Unity for Most Primitive, scoring -75.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.