The Controlled States of Brenadin is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 544 million Brenadinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trellisburg. The average income tax rate is 28.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Brenadinian economy, worth 26.4 trillion Brents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,495 Brents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Brents to support "struggling" industries, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Brenadinian Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brenadin's national animal is the Kucho, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brenadin is ranked 91,872^nd in the world and 782^nd in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.