The Free Land of The ACME Corporation is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.025 billion ACME Corporationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse ACME Corporationian economy, worth 846 trillion diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,423 diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, golden statues of monkeys line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and it takes at least three to tango. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The ACME Corporation's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The ACME Corporation is ranked 84,276^th in the world and 7^th in The Chuckle Playground of Fun and Games for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,912.87 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.