The Empire of The Breadhead Empire is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.648 billion Breadhead Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chainport. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Breadhead Empirean economy, worth 93.5 trillion loaves of bread a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,295 loaves of bread, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation is compulsory, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Breadhead Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and The Breadhead Empire has designated Chainport as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Breadhead Empire's national animal is the breadhead.

The Breadhead Empire is ranked 314,637^th in the world and 20^th in The Glitches for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.58 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.