The Northern land of The Common Kingdom is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cabo Da Common with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.408 billion Common Folks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commoneiro. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Common Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,240 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,308 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Common Kingdomian Liberator", movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Common Kingdom's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cabe De Meh.

The Common Kingdom is ranked 10,658^th in the world and 3^rd in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Most Cultured, scoring 111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.