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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1st
The Mafian Economic Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
Money, Power, Respect!
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Dark System

Population28.292 billion

CapitalThe Main Command Centre City
LeaderSupreme Economist

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMonster

The Mafian Economic Republic of The Dark System is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Economist with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.292 billion Mafians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Main Command Centre City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 44,160 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,560,888 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 14,619,295 per year while the poor average 14,051, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime is totally unknown. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Dark System is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in The Axis of Evil for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 2,538.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 1stHighest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 2ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thFattest Citizens: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Black Market: 13thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13thHighest Economic Output: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20thMost Avoided: 20thLargest Governments: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 23rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thRudest Citizens: 32ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 45thMost Secular: 46thLargest Gambling Industry: 49thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49thMost Armed: 50thMost Patriotic: 57thSmartest Citizens: 65thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 102ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 317thLargest Publishing Industry: 489thMost Advanced Public Education: 790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 877thMost Pro-Market: 905thLowest Crime Rates: 1,261stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,756thMost Stationary: 2,159thMost Cultured: 2,415thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,507thMost Influential: 5,598thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,610thLargest Populations: 8,813thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 23,186th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, for just a few extra Dollars Mafians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dark System, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Dark System resumés.

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