The Commonwealth of The Denmarks is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 324 million Denmarksians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Denmarksian economy, worth 10.6 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 32,817 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Denmarks's national animal is the Epic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Denmarks is ranked 121,521^st in the world and 6^th in World Cool Region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 645.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.