The Republic of The Dumb Squad is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Moe Howard with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.859 billion Dumb Squadians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimsdale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The thriving Dumb Squadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,720 trillion Doom Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 69,212 Doom Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,085 per year while the poor average 18,594, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Dumb Squad's national animal is the Squadie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Dumb Squad is ranked 88,590^th in the world and 2^nd in The Doom Squad for Most Developed, scoring 64.76 on the Human Development Index.