The Empire of The Empire Did Nothing Wrong is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Vadar with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.99 billion Stormtroopers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Empire Did Nothing Wrongian economy, worth a remarkable 3,315 trillion credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,323 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', torture is illegal, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Empire Did Nothing Wrong's national animal is the dianoga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sith.

The Empire Did Nothing Wrong is ranked 289,808^th in the world and 1^st in dark side for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.32 pounds of wildlife per square mile.