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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,915thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,288thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,047th
The Mymy Peeb of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
You'll never be a real pirate!
Mymy Schoppenboer
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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The Error Onion

Population8.267 billion

CapitalToronto
LeaderMymy Schoppenboer
FaithChristianity

CurrencyOnion
AnimalOnion

The Mymy Peeb of The Error Onion is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Mymy Schoppenboer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.267 billion Error Onionians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Error Onionian economy, worth 618 trillion Onions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,810 Onions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Error Onion's national animal is the Onion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Error Onion is ranked 20,355th in the world and 1st in The New United Christian Countries for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,313.73 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 17,047thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,676thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,970thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 32,367th
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