The Dictatorship of The Eurasian SFSR is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Mikhail Yelesenko with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.007 billion Novyya Rossiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosochigrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian SFSRian economy, worth a remarkable 9,582 trillion Makhno Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 598,653 Makhno Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government endows universities based on clearly demonstrated greed, The Eurasian SFSR isn't what it used to be, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and terrorists who are 17th cousins with the ex-wives of half-brothers of citizens are now exempt from the immigration ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Eurasian SFSR's national animal is the Siberian Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

The Eurasian SFSR is ranked 2,169^th in the world and 1^st in Eurasia for Most Developed, scoring 97.91 on the Human Development Index.