The State of The First State is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.435 billion First Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong First Statean economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 58,374 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,877 per year while the poor average 3,136, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The First State has designated Capital Heights as its capital city and The Governor has just been declared ruler of The First State in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The First State's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The First State is ranked 97,654^th in the world and 4^th in Delaware for Most Beautiful Environments, with 569.05 pounds of wildlife per square mile.