The Allied States of The Galactic Armada of Steeltown is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 3.172 billion Galactic Armada of Steeltownians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Galactic Armada of Steeltownian economy, worth 144 trillion wins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,688 wins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, only the richest get to see out of their windows, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Galactic Armada of Steeltown's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

The Galactic Armada of Steeltown is ranked 192,308^th in the world and 1^st in The Starlight Galactic Armada for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.