Population | 1.435 billion |
Capital | Barbara |
Leader | Lucky Luciano |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollars |
Animal | Lion |
The Empire of The Genovese Family is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lucky Luciano with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.435 billion Genovesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barbara. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Genovese Familyian economy, worth 175 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,429 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Atheists are heavily taxed, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, students cut up leftover Dollars during Arts and Crafts, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Genovese Familyian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Genovese Family's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Genovese Family is ranked 107,505th in the world and 4th in OMLB for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,874.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Genovese Family, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Genovese Familyian Embarrassments.
- : The Genovese Family was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Genovese Family, students cut up leftover Dollars during Arts and Crafts.
- : Following new legislation in The Genovese Family, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in The Genovese Family, atheists are heavily taxed.
- : The Genovese Family proposed constructing embassies between OMLB and United Arab Emirates.
- : Following new legislation in The Genovese Family, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in The Genovese Family, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in The Genovese Family, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
- : Following new legislation in The Genovese Family, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into The Genovese Family.