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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 594thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,975thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,257th
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Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.
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The Gipper

Population15.992 billion

LeaderRonald Reagan


The Conservative of The Gipper is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald Reagan with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.992 billion Gipperians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashbrook. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The powerhouse Gipperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,821 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 491,585 per year while the poor average 10,889, a ratio of 45.1 to 1.

The people of The Gipper are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, and children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Gipper's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Gipper is ranked 194,429th in the world and 6th in The United States for Highest Poor Incomes, with 10,889.29 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 594thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,975thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,257thFattest Citizens: 2,454thHighest Crime Rates: 2,555thMost Avoided: 4,228thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,239thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,262ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,478thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,033rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,161stLargest Mining Sector: 8,821stRudest Citizens: 9,738thLargest Retail Industry: 10,289thHighest Economic Output: 10,336thMost Armed: 10,838thTop
Largest Populations: 11,998thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,104thHighest Drug Use: 19,692ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,075thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,786th

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