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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 718thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,669thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,429th
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Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.
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Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
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Economy
Powerhouse
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The Gipper

Population23.626 billion

CapitalAshbrook
LeaderRonald Reagan
FaithChristianity

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Conservative of The Gipper is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ronald Reagan with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.626 billion Gipperians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashbrook. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.7%.

The powerhouse Gipperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,311 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 97,821 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 491,585 per year while the poor average 10,889, a ratio of 45.1 to 1.

The people of The Gipper are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, and children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Gipper's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Gipper is ranked 286,920th in the world and 2nd in Conservative America for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 718thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,669thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,429thFattest Citizens: 2,857thHighest Crime Rates: 2,878thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 4,219thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,871stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,350thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,047thHighest Economic Output: 10,081stLargest Populations: 10,173rdRudest Citizens: 11,455thLargest Retail Industry: 15,270thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,793rdLargest Mining Sector: 16,310thMost Armed: 18,358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,245thLargest Gambling Industry: 27,226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,859th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : The Gipper was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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