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Rudest Citizens: 1,557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,179th
The Kingdom of
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För folket, För Norden !! Ihmisille, Pohjoismaille !!
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The Greater Nordics

Population6.46 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Arne Jansson

Animalartic fox

The Kingdom of The Greater Nordics is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Arne Jansson with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.46 billion Nordics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Copenhagen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 201,737 Kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 651,991 per year while the poor average 47,172, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Greater Nordics's national animal is the artic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

The Greater Nordics is ranked 169,979th in the world and 23rd in Official European Union for Most Authoritarian, with 393.2 milliStalins.

Rudest Citizens: 1,557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,179thTop
Most Cultured: 2,441stMost Armed: 2,742ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,615thLargest Retail Industry: 3,848thMost Devout: 3,924thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,940thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,270thHighest Average Incomes: 6,121stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,336thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,731stMost Influential: 6,756thSmartest Citizens: 8,283rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,710thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,122ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,465thMost Developed: 10,716thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,406thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,355thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,778thHighest Economic Output: 12,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,039thMost Stationary: 15,956thLargest Governments: 18,731stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,155thHighest Drug Use: 19,173rdLargest Black Market: 21,770th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

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