The Vernal Realm of The Green Phantom King is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.519 billion Green Phantom Kingians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The Green Phantom Kingian economy, worth 461 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,523 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and the nation's ballot sheets often contain ten-thousand word manifestos for each party. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Green Phantom King's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Green Phantom King is ranked 279,086^th in the world and 3^rd in Summer Forest for Most Cultured, scoring 57 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.