The LARGE Classification of The Large is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.353 billion Largeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of adjective. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.0%.
The powerhouse Largean economy, worth 182 trillion Large Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 77,401 Large Coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Large's national animal is the Large Animals, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Large is ranked 65,798th in the world and 1st in Steppe states for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,761.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
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The Large, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
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The Large, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them.
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The Large, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.
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The Large, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
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The Large, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
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The Large, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
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The Large, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
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The Large, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
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The Large, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
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The Large, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.













