The Kingdom of The New Tace is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Rictor Von Tace IV with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.423 billion New Taceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taceanite. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Tacean economy, worth 968 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,817 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, many friends and relatives of King Rictor Von Tace IV have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, police nightsticks see use all day long, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Tace's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The New Tace is ranked 46,589^th in the world and 2,871^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.22 law-abiding acts per hour.