The Free Land of The Old World Order is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 904 million Workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.6%.

The very strong Corporate property economy, worth 47.5 trillion Corporate Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,559 Corporate Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,880 per year while the poor average 7,815, a ratio of 28.9 to 1.

Relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, some magnifier-wielding Workers say Leader seems a little lacking in something, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, and the Money-Eagle has a hungry look. Crime is pervasive. The Old World Order's national animal is the Money-Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Old World Order is ranked 256,214^th in the world and 2^nd in The City 001 National Museum for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.