The Dictatorship of The Peoples Collective Republic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Stidles with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.102 billion People's collective Republicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quensgar. The average income tax rate is 92.5%.

The frighteningly efficient People's collective Republican economy, worth a remarkable 4,749 trillion Scrawks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,487 Scrawks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, foreigners often find themselves on the wrong end of a People's collective Republican RPG, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Collective Republic's national animal is the Cockroach, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stidlism.

The Peoples Collective Republic is ranked 21,734^th in the world and 1,475^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.33 law-abiding acts per hour.