The Paradoxical Queendom of The Perplexed Angel is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.87 billion Perplexed Angels are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The all-consuming a Perplexed Angel economy, worth a remarkable 4,947 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 121,055 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 858,359 per year while the poor average 5,691, a ratio of 150 to 1.

Immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Perplexed Angel's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Perplexed Angel is ranked 274,046^th in the world and 25^th in Altino for Most Cultured, scoring 58 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.