| Population | 3.617 billion |
| Capital | Old Volzoborn City |
| Leader | Joseph Sylversk Rostson |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Arbøn ₺ |
| Animal | Bison |
The Rogue Nation of The Puppet of Pryskiva is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Sylversk Rostson with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.617 billion Puppet of Pryskivans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Volzoborn City. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Puppet of Pryskivan economy, worth 229 trillion Arbøn ₺s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,550 Arbøn ₺s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Puppet of Pryskiva's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Puppet of Pryskiva is ranked 291,572nd in the world and 1st in Habianclazia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Federation of Syberkia increased The Puppet of Pryskiva's succession priority in Regionate.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one The Puppet of Pryskiva" at foreigners.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
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The Puppet of Pryskiva, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Puppet of Pryskivan justice.












