The Yi Catholic Soviet Republic of The Soviet Onions and the Baltics is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Dimitri Fedorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.212 billion Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novyymoscovia. The average income tax rate is 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient a Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Intergalactic Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,615 Intergalactic Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the Novyymoscovia XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Onions and the Baltics's national animal is the Intergalactic Onion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Soviet Onions and the Baltics is ranked 26,613^th in the world and 4^th in The Vincence Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.84 law-abiding acts per hour.