The United Socialist States of The Soviet Red Army is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 171 million Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Soviet Red Armyian economy, worth 3.76 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 22,012 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, the green glow is a sign of clean energy, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Red Army's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Soviet Red Army is ranked 302,352^nd in the world and 14^th in Eurasia for Highest Average Incomes, with 22,012.57 Standard Monetary Units.