The Theocracy of Savinecross is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Segolene Akabeko the XIIIth with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 12.347 billion Savicruxxii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loeki. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savinecrossed economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion berries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,396 berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, Umbreon is one of the most popular forenames in Savinecross, and one can wake up in Savinecross and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savinecross's national animal is the umbreon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Burning Fist of the Infernape.

Savinecross is ranked 47,885^th in the world and 529^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.