The Republic of The Stum Darossinalstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.619 billion Stum Darossinalstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Stum Darossinalstanian economy, worth 521 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 49,127 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,596 per year while the poor average 9,532, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Stum Darossinalstan's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

The Stum Darossinalstan is ranked 255,357^th in the world and 3^rd in Union of Republic States for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.