Population | 16.447 billion |
Currency | Don'tAsk |
Animal | Peeps |
The Queerdom of The Succubus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.447 billion Succubusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.
The strong Succubusian economy, worth 843 trillion Don'tAsks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,261 Don'tAsks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,387 per year while the poor average 3,213, a ratio of 102 to 1.
Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Succubus's national animal is the Peeps, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
The Succubus is ranked 141,089th in the world and 89th in Gay for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,918.76 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Succubus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : The Succubus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : The Succubus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : The Succubus's influence in Gay rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The Succubus changed its national animal to "Peeps" and its motto to "Stay away!".
- : The Succubus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : The Succubus's influence in Gay fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The Succubus's influence in Gay rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The Succubus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : The Succubus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.