| Population | 10.717 billion |
| Capital | Village of Noobs |
| Leader | Dictator Eric |
| Faith | Pastafarianism |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | fox |
The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.717 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 3,059 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,438 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
The Worst army of is ranked 10,559th in the world and 217th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 62.5 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Worst army of was endorsed by 
The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
- : The Worst army of voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : The Worst army of was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 295 » 
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