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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 489thMost Influential: 693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,381st
The Worst States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Worst army of

Population4.052 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, disturbing lack of elderly people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.052 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 517 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,599 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and many working fathers have never seen their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 85,128th in the world and 2,657th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.4 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 489thMost Influential: 693rdTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 4,381stRudest Citizens: 4,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,694thLargest Black Market: 4,706thBest Weather: 5,536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,546thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,759thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,870thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,503rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,057thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,221stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,290thLargest Mining Sector: 14,832ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,437thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,916thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,697thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,440thHighest Average Incomes: 20,867thMost Average: 23,662ndLargest Governments: 23,821stMost Secular: 24,092nd
Most Influential: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionRudest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 186th in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionBest Weather: 189th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 205th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 248th in the regionMost Average: 266th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 322nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 332nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 395th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 425th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 445th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 469th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 491st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 530th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 547th in the regionMost Stationary: 608th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 621st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 677th in the regionLargest Governments: 695th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, many working fathers have never seen their children.
  • : The Worst army of lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : The Worst army of voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 281 » Tsunamy, Blaash, Erinor, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Beepee, Aumeltopia, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, Volaworand, Farengeto, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Qvait, Aurcania, New Briantown, Sedunn, Amerion, The Filippinas, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Yeldarbsland, Tsvetania, Curlyhoward, Direwolf1, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Bawkie, Techganet, Terran Draconia, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Aschenburg, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, HUElavia, and 231 others.Iym Winterless, Zaelith, Privatore, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Darakin, RestartAll, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Theorin, Drystar, Seliyan progressive Islands, United Great Holy Empire, Maeiland, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Oreo States, Soem, Yellunstryer, Japanese Federal Republic, The United Expanse, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Dankstergrad, Holy Free, Noire Denholm, Center Lisle, Baltenlands, GI-Land, Catsonya, No youu, Gonrati, Dukin Donuts, Dis7Nation, South Caleblan, Lesinteil, Kandorith, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Shefino, Escevola, The West Valley Mountains, Grianal, Fasire, Isokenzar, Stoniamera, Crystal Creation, Centristvill, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Steampunk Engineers, Cuuldere, Maerist, Alaninia, Dirkistan, Utondara, Itani, Quh, South Western Korea, Ancient Slobovia, United Rebellious States, Bumblegaria, Linden Oak, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Salguod, Bohenia, New Schoeneberg, Ullan, Royaltica, Antarctic Empires, Icn Gaurath, Laamiva, Pax Dracon, Auphelia, Rad Asia, Hypersensible Crybabies, Vardanfel, North Catimestistrianes, InnWorm, Wardoeka, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Zosnor, Obscure Sorrows, Avalonica, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Yavemaya, Eastern Nyan, Doraya, Three Rivia Levr, Dereistic, Page 53, Sanden, Noveos, Spazzhole, Indolos, Madhonia, Poopisiya, South Blossom, Quinta Caporales, Calistan, Kroumos, Walloonia, St Oaks, 11th Infanterie-Division, Bergenu, Farelonia, Not Austria, Rebel-topia, The Drakan Republic, Enplatia, Operahouse, Kucaland, Saint Cinder, Myness, Drew-Topia, Republik Hintonia, Valdutz, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Jammlandia, Tioloman, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, Hakk Fiss, Myndia, Trotkys paradise, Sernamica, Midand, Monstrous Island, Aresten, Ostko, Aoz, Western Fardelshufflestein, Treesil, Guvnurag, Tepertopia, Purple Hyacinth, Isle of Glastonbury, Proctethia, Menesynchro, Enlightened Australasia, Phanama, Steviland, Canmore, Bartonia Nova, Brunier, SteamPunk Squirrels, Seythennia, Shoinkwishima, Bod Wareenaland, Western Calypso Islands, Vanbella, Lantzalot, Eskvenn, Berlana, WI SD EA D, Belschaft, Apartment 11F, Euro Pacifica, Los Rodeos, Sapientiano, Rotenaplistan, Tughampton, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Myhomecountry, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Blondiesland, Holota, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Synarion, The White Isles, Lionstrapower, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Ceutalia, Unity of purity, Arvan Irawer, Qawe, Doundaly, LadyRebels, The Altan, Scu Greinne, Yeses, The Imperial Of Notsep, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Unojo, Greater Scottdascoda, NIGHTRAY, Shuckle Empire, Libedistan, Ipugao, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Freedoom, Noimosini, Dai Han, The United Australian States, Nova Kobol, Populaa, The Stickmin Empire, Freavia, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Twoole, Alambar, Ethoodly, Breizlovakia, Neazland, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Dalegreen, Kiani, Ragabania, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Kaleidescooptopia, Bosumtwi, Beblahbleblo, North Prarie, Agletgreenia, Merevane, Eastern Mekong, Green Sofia, Independent State of Arstotzka, New Sanet, Daal Chawwal, Solanosco, Galebland, and Danily.

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