The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.58 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 215 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,580 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dictator Eric has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million dollars of property damage, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 196,603^rd in the world and 7,314^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.09 Obesity Rate.