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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 225thMost Influential: 607thBest Weather: 4,764th
The Worst States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Worst army of

Population2.58 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric


The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.58 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 215 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,580 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dictator Eric has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million dollars of property damage, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 196,603rd in the world and 7,314th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.09 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 225thMost Influential: 607thTop
Best Weather: 4,764thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,191stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,932ndTop
Largest Black Market: 10,456thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,638thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,261stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,833rdMost Developed: 16,286thMost Efficient Economies: 16,509thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,613thHealthiest Citizens: 17,613thNicest Citizens: 18,866th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 156th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 216th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 238th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 292nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 298th in the regionLargest Black Market: 299th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 312th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 363rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 474th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 483rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 487th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 497th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 574th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 599th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 658th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 688th in the regionMost Stationary: 752nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 752nd in the regionMost Devout: 764th in the region

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