The Worst States of The Worst army of is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, disturbing lack of elderly people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.052 billion Worst armen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth 517 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,599 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and many working fathers have never seen their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 85,128^th in the world and 2,657^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.4 Weapons Per Person.