by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Retail Industry: 104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 636th
The Worst army of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
1 + 1 = 1
Dictator Eric
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Worst army of

Population10.419 billion

CapitalVillage of Noobs
LeaderDictator Eric
FaithPastafarianism

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 10.419 billion Worst armen are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 2,907 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 279,080 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,549 per year while the poor average 47,053, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, school football matches are usually five-a-side, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 15,209th in the world and 341st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 636thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 688thMost Influential: 734thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 989thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,235thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,296thLargest Black Market: 1,301stRudest Citizens: 1,472ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,741stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,589thLargest Mining Sector: 2,599thMost Secular: 2,627thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 3,667thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,832ndMost Primitive: 4,064thMost Efficient Economies: 4,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,751stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,834thLargest Governments: 6,113thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,935thHighest Economic Output: 7,561stMost Patriotic: 10,059thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,941stBest Weather: 13,473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,300thLowest Crime Rates: 15,209thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 15,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,459thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,811th
Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionTop
5%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 67th in the regionMost Secular: 69th in the regionMost Primitive: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 147th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 166th in the regionMost Patriotic: 206th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 276th in the regionMost Stationary: 279th in the regionTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 341st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 354th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 368th in the regionBest Weather: 385th in the regionLargest Populations: 413th in the regionFattest Citizens: 480th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 483rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 505th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, dessert dishes make up the Worst arman breakfast menu.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 306 » Tsunamy, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, Farengeto, Amerion, Mapico, USNE2018, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Nowa Europa, Ralphburg, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Unielvan Millorvium, Kiasu-ism, Sthalrim, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, Zaelith, Privatore, Southern Numenor, Darakin, The Solar System Scope, Theorin, Drystar, United Great Holy Empire, Maeiland, Oreo States, Soem, Yellunstryer, Nova Montron, Dankstergrad, Noire Denholm, Shefino, Fasire, Isokenzar, Itani, Ancient Slobovia, Linden Oak, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, and 256 others.Antarctic Empires, Pax Dracon, Rad Asia, Obscure Sorrows, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Doraya, Dereistic, Sanden, Indolos, Madhonia, Calistan, Walloonia, Rebel-topia, Saint Cinder, Myness, Jammlandia, Drugged Monkeys, Myndia, Midand, Tepertopia, Menesynchro, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Unojo, Freedoom, Beblahbleblo, Wallanda, Saciu, Al Madhaa, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Ostavaria, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, The Woragopiria, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Figlandia, Tur Monkadzii, Gracca, Aurcania, Bonobiana, The Island of Sorna, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Altnavia, Ugranda, Grand Milania, Siromiana, Zanforadon, Berrada, Land of Mari, No moking, PsiCorps, New Bulacan, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Sautu, Estival, Atomic Garden, Of the european socialist republics, Marnrio, Sumina, America Gone Wrong, Balisca, Skaladoria, United States of Belvaria, ANuadh, Tvania, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Imperium Sempiternum, Farelonia, Seythennia, Venkara, Goldnation, Holy Free, Voiders, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Doundaly, Eldianis, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Eritria, Arlandias, Martzbrieg, New-Javarra, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Ferrumetlapis, Blondiesland, Frairrisburg, Astriva, Nill Vill, Arhanistan, Uvalor, Etriya, Geploastan, Terran Draconia, The Ark of Survival, Dhemixia, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Vuranda, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Yugarritia, Monetaria, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Hacrela, Gonthavnor, Alvira, Cerespasia, The Republic of Everleigh, IndustroMiliComplex, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Sordandia, Bohenia, Morian, Kaoia, Asarana, Kalaska77, Belschaft, Ipugao, Phyakaran, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Daztonia, Explodeingtnt, Sea shep, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, The Achericend, Lilli Lands, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Eriaco, Vasken, Emagination, Africana, Hadrex, Skwar, Los Lonley Boys, Havenwelle, New Maxta, Las Filipina, MLSWOOD, Dausuva, Hazahmkong, Aspratia, Ferristia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Tigrulia, Gradivus Albiorix, Amerinsca, Greater Lamero, Democates, Pabtlau, Monolandia, Afria Thebel, The Ginger Lands, Swenfia 2, Sismite, Yomer, Siberia union, Gabrielian, Mittero, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Republic of Rhode Island, Aquila Audax, Dundea Loea, FishTo, Great Ostanian Republic, Lynxaion, Kalilola, The real Ireland, Razana, Sein, Ammehoela, Yusan, Ferfulesse, Baxingtull, Avastotz, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Krauanagaz, Canmore, Andinla, The Filippinas, Bloonation, New Anterea, Nordrune, Deerp, Forearza, Eden Novae, Stokeria, Xarbraden, Nova Hungaria, Lan Panna, East Endia, Danny McGlurk, Lowelian, Noimosini, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Espiritual, Neudorf, Luxemstein, Greater Tern, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Money Money and More Money, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Bogani, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Lemenga, West Khazana Finsstan, Lans Isles, Marre, Silvalbia, Jontum, Xanistan, Nueva Alta California, United Allied Systems Nations, Capatilism, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Apreerco, Satilynia, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Anarco Argentina, Poguelands, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, and Stelmund.

Report