The Worst army of The Worst army of is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, fear of technology, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.757 billion Worst armen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 4,381 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 278,092 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The newest season of Landlord Cops was filmed in front of a live audience, the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain, and the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Worst army of is ranked 84,969^th in the world and 1,018^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 65.59 on the Human Development Index.