
| Population | 10.804 billion |
| Capital | Reach City |
| Faith | Potatoism |
| Currency | Potato |
| Animal | Horse |
The GD Corp Property of The Universal Land of Potato is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.804 billion Potatoites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reach City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Potatoite economy, worth a remarkable 3,058 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 283,122 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, a little love goes a long way claim Potatoite news, retired racing Horses are served truffles for breakfast, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Universal Land of Potato's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Potatoism.
The Universal Land of Potato is ranked 2,597th in the world and 3rd in Polandball for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 744 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, life is somewhat repetitive.
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, retired racing Horses are served truffles for breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, a little love goes a long way claim Potatoite news.
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, life is somewhat repetitive.
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, in the Beginning was the Word and the Word was "Pragmatism".
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in
The Universal Land of Potato, political detractors refer to Leader as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.




















































