The Impeccably Arranged Snark of The West Pacific Master Dispatch is a huge, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 970 million West Pacificans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathedral of the Guardians. The average income tax rate is 13.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The West Pacifican economy, worth 50.5 trillion Snarkmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,085 Snarkmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The West Pacific Master Dispatch's national animal is the Coffee-sipping Badger.

The West Pacific Master Dispatch is ranked 55,514^th in the world and 1,343^rd in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 325 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.