The Dictatorship of TheBrassEntente is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anthage with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.442 billion Ententeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petoria. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient TheBrassEntentean economy, worth 949 trillion Derps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,533 Derps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheBrassEntente's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TheBrassEntente is ranked 17,570^th in the world and 4^th in True Hydra Empire for Most Corrupt Governments, with 110.11 kickbacks per hour.