The Covert Republic of Theratises is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by General Tsvelya Drogazna with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 8.103 billion Theratisesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Command Zone. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theratisesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion THS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,931 THS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, money grows on trees, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theratises's national animal is the EAGLE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Theratises is ranked 20,324^th in the world and 1,233^rd in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,312.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.