The People's Republic of Thomas Muntzer is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.966 billion Thomas Muntzerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Thomas Muntzerian economy, worth 316 trillion Rainbows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,290 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the Thomas Muntzer City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, they say that Thomas Muntzerians made a dessert and called it peace, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown. Thomas Muntzer's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Thomas Muntzer is ranked 149,432^nd in the world and 1^st in Alcohol for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,010.76 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.